The Greek at the Harbor - Did not like the food - The calamari is greasy and terrible, the cold mezze plate has runny hummus, the hot mezze plate is cold in the middle, with greasy filo pastry and the moussaka is drab with raw eggplant and mushy beef. Sushi Ko - Did not like the food - The miso soup doesn't taste fresh, isn't warm and very salty. Mama Maria's - Did not like the food - The tortellini di patate is bland, spaghetti meatballs are rubbery and dry and the margherita pizza is too greasy. I wanna see you and Ramsey uh chug chug. The spicy ahi tower is compressed, the tuna is grainy, furry, tastes frozen and is gross. The Fried Calamari is soft and chewy and tastes frozen. We've all enjoyed watching Gordon Ramsay bravely sampling the food on Kitchen Nightmares, he's loved some dishes but mostly he has hated the food he has been served. The Sandgate Hotel - Did not like the food - The sushi starter has under cooked, hard rice and the chicken is missing the potatoes and only tastes of the tomato sauce running through the centre of it. The fish and chips was rubbery ".. like you've got a breaded condom in your mouth." Please good choice. Black Pearl - Did not like the food - The chowder is watery, the mussels Bangkok will burn your mouth off and the lobster mac and cheese is chewy and rich. The pulled pork sandwich is covered in a processed "glue" cheese, it's ghastly, sweet and tastes of nothing. The Glasshouse - Did not like the food - The duck cakes with chilli jam looks like a scotch egg and contains a large bone and the lamb shank with parsnip crisps is fatty with strange smelling, oily parsnip crisps. Yeah. This is a recipe that author "Oggi" adapted from Gordon Ramsay's show "Kitchen Nightmares" where he tried to save the restaurant. The pesto lobster ravioli is soggy with a strange taste inside. The sushi pizza is rancid and Gordon spits it out branding it an insult to pizza and sushi. The potato skins had hideous, plastic cheese on them. Dillon's - Did not like the food - The vegetable appetiser looks like a "dehydrated turd" and is actually meat. I found this on a blog on the internet site I can do that. Old Neighborhood Restaurant - Did not like the food - The New Orleans shrimp is pale due to the bland, creamy sauce, the salmon special also has the same bland, creamy sauce as the shrimp and the scallops have a bizarre chipotle sauce. The salad has rotten tomatoes, the ribs are dry and chewy, the cornbread is dry, the black eyed peas are hideous, the baked beans taste canned, the collard greens are hideous and sweet and the brisket is chewy. This recipe ended up being the signature dish of the restaurant. It was never totally clear if those were really hers or not based on rumors to the contrary, even though it was clear she could bake. Park's Edge - Did not like the food - Gordon finds the strange flavour combinations and cooking methods bizarre and is not impressed by the Grilled Salad (! The risotto is stuck to the plate, tastes of mush and is absolutely disgusting. The moga dufu is a joke, the rice is cooked to hell and overall, it's shocking. Down City - Did not like the food - The soup was stone cold and grainy and the crab cakes were mush and cold in the middle. The almond crusted tilapia is greasy and bland. Leone's - Did not like the food - The risotto is a lump, the food is bland, the seafood in the Zuppa Di Pesce stinks and is full of grit, the calamari is soaked in balsamic vinegar and chilli, there is chicken drained in balsamic vinegar and bland pasta with no seasoning. can I go for the salmon as well. Here is a run down of the most disgusting Kitchen Nightmares kitchen inspections ranked from the revolting to the bad and finally the very few good ones. He insists the server tastes the burrito and he is seen repeatedly spitting into the bin in disgust. PJ's Steakhouse - Did not like the food - The crab cakes looks like someone has spat on the plate and like a piece of art, it is disgusting and rancid, served with a piece of plastic. The platter is spat out by Gordon after he gets the meat stuck on the decorative centre piece. La Lanterna - Did not like the food - The minestrone soup is greasy, the Italian sausage dish looks like "2 poodles penises doused in parsley" and the amaretto cake is bought in and still frozen in the middle. Finn McCool’s Before Kitchen Nightmares. The shepherds pie was a huge portion with two thirds of potato and the minced lamb is greasy. Barefoot Bob's - Did not like the food - The Bob's Big Buoy Platter is rubbery, soggy and unseasoned, the chowder is floury and bland and the Bob's Lobster Roll is soggy and overfilled with lobster. The tilapia looks like someone's had "a sh*t in the bag and stuck it in the oven"/"it had come out of a babies diaper" and the taste is pretty gross whereas the risotto sticks to the top of your mouth. Clubway 41 - Did not like the food - The Salmon and Strawberry salad is a strange combination that does not work, the Pork with Brie and Nectarine sauce is dry with a disgusting sauce and bending parsnip crisps. But do yourself a favor and have an appetizer, and get lunch/dinner at the market. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Yeah I smoke in the bed Good night. Campania - Did not like the food - The soup was bland, tasteless with bought in tortellini. The quiche has collapsed as if it's been left out of the fridge and the salad is old. Peter: I mean, I was like, hot and I walked in here for a second. Hannah and Mason's - Did not like the food - The french onion soup is greasy and caked with cheese and bread and tastes like "the dregs from the dishwasher." Gordon Ramsay has prayed to the food poisoning God's to survive, he's spat the food out and even vomited on occasion. Yanni's - Did not like the food - The Pumpkin Hummus is hideous and has too much garlic, the Moussaka is full of grease with under cooked eggplant and the House Gyro is a mess, looking like a plate of puke. With a slotted spoon, remove the meat from the pan and place in a metal colander to allow the excess fat to drain. Mangia Mangia - Did not like the food - The soup of the day is a solid sludge the mushroom ravioli has a terrible white sauce, the veal piccata is raw in the middle, the salmon is drenched in balsamic vingear and tastes froze, the lasagna is still frozen in the middle and the spaghetti and meatballs are tasteless. Sante Le Brea - Gordon did not like the food, Tubs enjoyed the turkey patty - The turkey patty melt does not look healthy, it's dry and disgusting but Tubs the dog loved the turkey patty, even having seconds. There is too much garlic in the sauce for the ravioli and the chicken "looks like a bison's tongue" and is dry and overcooked. All in all it is very good and is something that has been a hit in our family. Many of the dishes are overpowered by garlic. With two brothers as owners at Oceana in New Orleans, the two bump heads the entire episode which is most likely why the restaurant is failing so badly. Melissa. I'm always asked whether Gordon has ever liked any of the food he samples on Kitchen Nightmares so for your reading pleasure is a summary of Gordon's opinions on the food, with some of his famous zingers! Pie Filling: 2 tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil; 1 Pound Ground Beef or Lamb; 2 Carrots Peeled and Chopped; 1 Onion Chopped; About 1/2 Cup Frozen Peas; Gravy: 2 Tablespoons Butter; 2 Tablespoons All Purpose Flour; 1 Cup Beef Stock or Broth; A Healthy Squirt Worcestershire Sauce; 1 Tsp Freshly Chopped Thyme; The Garnish: Paprika; Freshly Chopped Parsley Leaves Classic American - Did not like the food - The Mac & Cheese is gross and a mouthful of goo, it tastes pre made. The dry beef bhuna turns out to be lamb and the lamb biriani is garnished with a rotten tomato rose. The Curry Lounge - Did not like the food - The sea bass is unseasoned and tasteless, the chicken in the korma is dry and the dish is greasy and the naan arrives swinging on a stand. Those with spam links, offensive language or of an offensive nature will not be published. Gordon asks where the lamb is before refusing to eat it after discovering it it frozen. Prohibition Grille - Did not like the food - The "Soup of the Day" is gnarly and slop, the oysters are also bland, the collared greens are mush, the salmon is unseasoned and the steak is tough and grey. This is a recipe that author Oggi adapted from Gordon Ramsay's show Kitchen Nightmares where he tried to save the restaurant. The Fish and Anchor - Did not like the food - The minestrone soup is weird looking and chunky, the fish itself is nicely roasted but the dish is spoilt by raw shallots and the curry has "welsh snot" spinach in it that spoils the texture of the dish and is an Uncle Ben's sauce. It is based on the British show Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.. ... Shepherd's Pie Makes Gordon THROW UP | Kitchen Nightmares. Burger Kitchen - Likes David's Second Attempt Burger - The California burger, which is undercooked, underseasoned and bland, with a sweet and doughy bun and the Natural Burger is raw in the middle, the cowboy burger has a tiny bun and is overcooked, greasy and bland. The bomb burger is unseasoned and the meat chewy. Chiarella's - Did not like the food - The Steak Sarah Ann is steak is caked in cheese and raw, the Veal Sinatra is chewy and dreadful and Land and Sea Sheree isn't lobster or filet mignon and is bland, overcooked and chewy. Oceana - Did not like the food - The gumbo is disgusting, tastes old and an embarrassment to Bourbon Street, the Crab Cakes are soggy and taste frozen and the duck is tough. The flaming filet Mignon is served table side by Bill but the steak is chewy, the toughest he has ever tasted in his life. The chicken wrapped shrimp confuses Gordon and the shrimp is rock hard. The eggplant rollantini was bland, milky, spongy and piping hot, as if microwaved. Spanish Pavilion - Did not like the food - The lobster bisque looks disgusting, tastes very creamy and like the lobster was dead before it was cooked. The staff test both versions and choose Gordon's version which angers Brian and he heads to the bar. Thank you. Great list! The red velvet cake however is delicious and he even gets a kiss from Mary for his compliment. Pantaleone's - Did not like the food - The sausage pizza is greasy with a thick crust, the meatball hero is disgusting, the calzone is huge but cold in the middle and the linguine with clams is swimming in juice from the canned clams. J Willy's - Did not like the food - The pizza is the strangest pizza Gordon has ever seen as it is filled with ranch dressing. Handlebar - Liked the chowder - The chowder was "nicely seasoned, very tasty and perfect for a winter's day". The show premiered September 19, 2007. The Snapper Anna looks like a dogs dinner and tastes of mush. FRY the ground lamb over moderate heat for 4 minutes. Gordon enters the kitchen to show Brian how to cook a real shepherd's pie whilst he cooks his own recipe. DIRECTIONS. Flamangos - Did not like the food - . Preparation — 20 minutes. The spud skins were frozen 3 weeks ago and taste dreadful. The lamb is under cooked, cold in the middle and hideous and the sauce is extremely sweet. He meets with Nicky Perry (owner and founder) to learn her family’s easy recipe for beef shepherd’s pie (which technically in modern British English is a cottage pie). Chief gave Maureen most of the money to open the restaurant and has over 40 years of experience in the restaurant business. Please good choice for the salmon as well. Kitchen Nightmares aired for seven seasons from 2007-2014, as the potty-mouthed Chef Gordon Ramsay traveled across the U.S. trying to help flailing restaurants get out of debt, improve service, and turn themselves around. The Olde Stone Mill - Did not like the food - The crab cake tastes really strange with a sour mayonnaise taste, the shrimp is a first and the chopped salad looks like it's been squashed in an ice cream cone. Go. Bella Luna - Did not like the food - The Mussells Marinara has chewy mussels and too much sauce, the Veal Saltimbooca is over cooked and under seasoned and the Penne pasta dish tastes like baby vomit. Moore Place - Did not like the food - The deep fried Camembert was disgusting, the wine smells as it is corked and the Duck A L'Orange was very tough. When the restaurant first opened in 2002, it was a bustling neighborhood favorite run by Zeke, the beloved owner. The ribs are coated in a generic sauce and have not been trimmed, Gordon gets a mouthful of fat, grease and cartilage. The House Special "Popeye Pizza" has a soggy base. Gordon loves the desserts, he brands the carrot cake delicious and even asks for the recipe. 2. Comments will be moderated prior to being published. Peter: I had a hot flash last week. The Fenwick Arms - Did not like the food - The prawn salad is over complicated and served in a martini glass and the rack of lamb is like chewing a golf ball. Spin-A-Yarn Steakhouse - Did not like the food - The greek sampler is ghastly with canned foods and the salmon is mixed with mashed potato, the crab louie is made with canned crab and is disgusting and the filet mignon is rubbery with ghastly, cough medicine teriyaki sauce. I'll start with the uh spring roll. Heb je zin om te, Jaaa daar is ie dan eindelijk! The Cajun salmon is served with pesto which has separated and curdled and "looks like an oil slick". Monte Cristo sandwiches are supposed to have a light dusting of powered sugar (aka icing sugar) on top. 4. Momma Cherri's - Loves all of the food - The catfish goujons with homemade pineapple salsa are nice and light and the main is a clumsy mess of soul food - ribs, chicken and succotash but tastes phenomenal with tender ribs and he empties his plate! 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